Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ (/qə/ /ˈkənɪː/ [green] [merchandise]) is a temperate Small City located in the Gïpimuipt Principality of the Acoli.
The name Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ is derived from the Goblin language, as Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ was founded by Thraaz, who was culturaly Rattu.
Climate
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a yearly average temperature of 6°C (42°F), with its average temperature during the summer being an icy 24°C (75°F) and its average temperature during the winter being a cool -11°C (13°F). Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ receives an average of 186 cm/y (73 in/y) of precipitation, most of which comes in the form of snow during the short winter months. Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ covers an area of nearly 12 km2 (4 mi2), and an average elevation of 5584 m (18320 ft) above sea level.
Overview
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ was founded durring the late 16th century in summer of the year 1464, by Thraaz. The establishment of Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ was only bairly constructed. The sheer number of problems with its founding were enough to make several of the backers funding Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's construction back out of the project. Thraaz pushed on reguardles, and Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ was finished, but starts off as a terible place to live.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ was built using the conventions of Rattu durring the late 16th century. Naturaly, all settlmentss have their own look to them, and Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ is no diffrent. The city's buildings feature waddle and daub construction with good timber frames and a stone foundation protected by thatched or shingled rooves. Most buildings with second floors are built in such a way as to overhang into the streets on the upper floors for more space, as building size seems to be the primary indicator of wealth within the community. Most buildings are not decorated with any integral features, but instead use ivy, flowers, and other natural elements in planters of on trellices to breathe life into the structure they grow upon.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ is buildings are arranged arround a network of narrow split-log ties streets which form a diamond shaped grid, where each diamond verries in size given the proximity of the paralell streets forming each section. The ocasional smaller diamond has been used to construct a park, plaza, and other communal structures. The city sits comfortably behind a palisade wall complete with a timber gatehouse and battlments. Unfortuantly, these timber-based walls are in extreem disrepair, so much so that one cannot tell if they are decaying from a lack of mantance or damage incured.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has the unmistakable air of a city on its last legs. Everything is a bit slipshod and ramshackle. Everyone is at work, or drinking. No one has anything in their eyes other than fear and despair. Whatever industry once fueled Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ ’s existence has dried up and the city is drifting down the stream of history as it dries up.
Civic Infrastructure
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has an animal control department which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the control, impoundment, and disposition of animals.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has an Office of Civil Groundskeeping, which works to enforce local ordinances relating to the construction and upkeep up of all plant life, water features, and other natural decorations within Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ. They are also responsible for the maintenance of these features. Notably, the OCG is not responsible for Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's parks.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has an Office of Civil Vicary, which is responsible for providing a livelyhood for all officialy recognised religious figures within Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a government-funded child care program, overseen by the local Department of Nursemaids, which is responsible for providing childcare to working-class citizens according to local ordinances.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a Gravedigger's Guild, which is responsible for collecting the dead and laying them to rest according to all applicable laws and religious customs.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a Highwayman's Guild, which is tasked with maintaining the roads and highways leading into town as well as keeping them safe for travelers.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a monistary of an order of Civil Monks, who provide divine-related services to the general public and maintain Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's public wards, blessings, and other arcane systems.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ possesses a Galvanic Power Grid, which brings galvanic current to most if not all buildings in town, and permits a great many consumer goods to function within the Small City. Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's grid is powered by an arcane means.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's old civil lighting system was converted to Galvanic Lamps recently, and expanded to provide nighttime illumination to all city streets.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a Parks and Recreation Department, which is responsible for the construction, management, and usage rights for all of its parks and parklands. They are not to be confused with the Office of Civil Groundskeeping as they do not hold authority over nor responsibility for Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's natural decorations nor waterways.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a Guild of Roadworkers, who are responsible for maintaining the roadways and public paths within town. They also have the duty of enforcing all civil laws relating to the roadways.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a public schooling program overseen by the Hall of Sages who has the responsibility of ensuring access to affordable high-quality education in all basic classes (Reading, Writing, Mathmatics, General Sciences, General Arcana, and Social Education) is made available to all citizens.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ has a public septic system, which allows its citizens to have indoor bathrooms. The septic system is overseen by the League of Sewerkeepers, who posses the legal authority to enforce all laws relating to the septic system, and are also tasked with its maintenance and upkeep.
Cultural Notes
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ is home to a distinct subculture, who are either the majority here or have the dominant positions in the community. Architecture, local laws, and social customs are all tuned to suit them, and they may not be particularly forgiving or friendly to the major culture of the region. Communities that are not outright independent usually make an arm's-length submission to a local lord.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's garrison was built using a different architectural style from the rest of the town. The style used is best known for its functional shapes, abstract shapes used sparingly for decor, simple color schemes, holistic design, and basic industrial materials. Its simple designs were created to be beautiful, functional, and mass-producible. The style used little to no embellishment or ornamentation, instead drawing attention to the streamlined design, such as flat roofs to create a simple, geometric look. The simplicity masks the style's nearly sinister functionality, as every last feature is designed to guide the people living in the building in how to make the most efficient use of the structure.
In Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ the water is caffeinated.
The Ifrit near Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ are known to be a mutant strain of the creature.
Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's citizens partake in a curious ritual relating to their local kami. It takes place in autumn and involves embarking on a group pilgrimage to channel Wild Magic energies of tier 2 via throat chanting.
Economy
The following information was obtained via the Imperial Census Bureau as part of the Eyom Economic Outreach Program. It differs from Standard Imperial censuses in that many of Tom's citizens, regardless of culture, work in more than one occupation or hold more than a single job. The Imperial Census Bureau has ruled that a job is a job, hence, the intigers within the data presented here can count an individual more than once.
Agriculture
Dairy Farmers: 5
Farmers: 7
Farm Laborer: 16
Hunters: 10
Milk Maids: 7
Ranchers: 3
Ranch Hands: 7
Shepherds: 7
Farmland: 11546 m2
Cattle and Similar Creatures: 709
Poultry: 8511
Swine: 567
Sheep: 28
Goats: 5
Horses, Mounts, and Beasts of Burden: 283
Craftsmen
Arms and Toolmakers: 6
Blacksmiths: 6
Bookbinders: 3
Buckle-makers: 3
Cabinetmakers: 6
Candlemakers: 9
Carpenters: 7
Clothmakers: 8
Coach and Harness Makers: 2
Coopers: 7
Copper, Brass, Tin, Zinc, and Lead Workers: 3
Copyists: 2
Cutlers: 2
Fabricworkers: 7
Farrier: 18
Furriers: 1
Glassworkers: 10
Gunsmiths: 5
Harness-Makers: 2
Hatters: 5
Hosiery Workers: 2
Jewelers: 3
Leatherwrights: 7
Locksmiths: 2
Matchstick makers: 4
Musical Instrument Makers: 3
Painters, Structures and Fixtures: 3
Paper Workers: 3
Plasterers: 3
Pursemakers: 4
Roofers: 3
Ropemakers: 2
Rugmakers: 2
Saddlers: 4
Scabbardmakers: 6
Scalemakers: 2
Scientific, Surgical, and Optical Instrument Makers: 1
Sculptors, Structures and Fixtures: 2
Shoemakers: 2
Soap and Tallow Workers: 9
Tailors: 18
Tanners: 3
Upholsterers: 4
Watchmakers: 3
Weavers: 8
Whitesmiths: 2
Merchants
Adventuring Goods Retellers: 1
Arcana Sellers: 1
Beer-Sellers: 3
Booksellers: 4
Butchers: 6
Chandlers: 6
Chicken Butchers: 7
Entrepreneurs: 3
Fine Clothiers: 7
Fishmongers: 7
Florists: 1
Potion Sellers: 4
Resellers: 12
Spice Merchants: 3
Wine-sellers: 5
Wheelwright: 4
Woodsellers: 2
Service workers
Bakers: 17
Barbers: 13
Coachmen: 4
Cooks: 11
Doctors: 5
Gamekeepers: 4
Grooms: 2
Hairdressers: 8
Healers: 8
Housekeepers: 8
Housemaids: 17
House Stewards: 9
Inns: 2
Laundry maids: 5
Maidservants: 9
Nursery Maids: 5
Pastrycooks: 11
Restaurateur: 11
Tavern Keepers: 9
Specialized Laborer
Ashworkers: 3
Bleachers: 2
Chemical Workers: 1
Coal Heavers: 5
In-Town Couriers: 6
Long Haul Couriers: 6
Dockyard Workers: 5
Gas Workers: 1
Hay Merchants: 2
Leech Collectors: 8
Millers: 6
Miners: 6
Oilmen and Polishers: 4
Postmen: 7
Pure Finder: 3
Skinners: 8
Sugar Refiners: 1
Tosher: 4
Warehousemen: 9
Watercarriers: 6
Watermen, Bargemen, etc.: 7
Skilled Laborers
Accountants: 3
Alchemist: 4
Clerk: 5
Dentists: 2
Educators: 7
Engineers: 4
Gardeners: 2
Mages: 2
Plumbers: 2
Pharmacist: 3
Professors: 1
Scientists: 2
Wizards: 1
Civil Servants
Adventurers: 2
Bankers: 3
Civil Clerks: 6
Civic Iudex: 3
Consultants: 1
Exorcist: 6
Fixers: 3
Kami Clerk: 5
Landlords: 5
Lawyers: 3
Legend Keepers: 5
Militia Officers: 23
Monks, Monastic: 8
Monks, Civic: 10
Historian, Oral: 5
Historian, Textual: 3
Policemen, Sheriffs, etc.: 6
Priests: 12
Rangers: 3
Rat Catchers: 4
Scholars: 4
Spiritualist: 5
Slayers: 1
Storytellers: 12
Military Officers: 9
Cottage Industries
Brewers: 8
Comfort Services: 11
Enchanters: 3
Herbalists: 3
Jaminators: 8
Needleworkers: 9
Potters: 4
Preserve Makers: 7
Quilters: 4
Seamsters: 14
Spinners: 8
Tinker: 3
Weaver: 7
Artists
Actors: 2
Architects: 1
Bards: 4
Costumers: 1
Dancers: 3
Drafters: 1
Engravers: 2
Fine Furniture Carpenters: 1
Glaziers: 3
Inlayers: 2
Musicians: 8
Painters, Art: 1
Playwrights: 3
Sculptors, Art: 2
Wood Carvers: 9
Writers: 10
Produce Industries
Butter Churners: 10
Canners: 7
Cheesmakers: 10
Ice Merchants: 1
Millers: 5
Picklers: 4
Smokers: 3
Stockmakers: 3
Tobacconists: 4
Tallowmakers: 6
988 of Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's population work within a Foundational Occupation.
57 work in Agriculture
217 work as Craftsmen
76 work as Merchants
158 work as Service Workers
100 work as General Laborers
38 work as Skilled Laborers
147 work as Civil Servants
89 work in Cottage Industries
53 work as Artists
53 work in Produce Industries
1793 of Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's population do not work in a formal occupation, but do contribute to the local economy. 56 (2%) are noncontributers.
Points of Interest
POI
History
In time immemorial, reportedly some time during the early 2nd century a local hero by the name of spared the town from an attack. One of Chàchi Kànî Kâchyâ's festivals remembers the hero.